StyleShark.com presents ways to objectively objectifying women without being overly objectionable.

Let’s begin by defining exactly what "objectifying a woman" is. “Objectifying a woman” is when you ignore a women’s personality, intellect, etc., and look at her strictly as an object of sexual desire.

In laymen’s terms:

Instead of describing a girl as being “a hot piece of ass, with a great personality to boot”

She would just be described as “a hot piece of ass”…

You see “a hot piece of ass” is an object, thus saying a women is “a hot piece of ass”, is “objectifying”.

You learning yet? Good! Now moving on to the good stuff...

So you might be asking yourself “is objectifying women wrong?” (I mean that’s what most feminists would probably tell you).

Well here’s a quote that might put things in perspective:

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.

Recognize that quote?

That’s probably because it’s from Romeo and Juliet.

It just so happens to be known as one of the most romantic quotes of all time, and ALSO just happens to be an OBJECTIFICATION of poor little Juliet.

Hmm, most women would object to being called “a hot piece of ass”… BUT... if someone described them as being "as beautiful as the sun, so beautiful the moon pales in comparison and shies away in envy"… That’s romantic?

Strange… What gives??

Well think of it this way…

Ever had a really bad massage? I mean a massage so bad it was just uncomfortable? You know a terrible, awful massage, which might have even made you jump from the table leaving your masseuse Olga with nothing but a bewildered toothless grin or her hairy face? You know the kind of horrific experience where you tell yourself you will never have another massage again??

Got the picture?? Good moving on!

Now, imagine yourself getting double-teamed in a sensual massage by Megan Fox and that hot robot-tongued girl from Transformers 2.

Slightly less objectionable, no?

So what’s my point?

The point is a bad objectification of a woman is like a bad massage from hairy old Olga. So she’s gonna get insulted, or feel really uncomfortable. (IE: “Hot piece of ass”)

While a good objectification (like our boy Shakespeare) is like getting doubled-teamed by Megan Fox and robo-girl. Plus it will make her swoon over your cunninglingus cunning linguistic ability. (IE: “Juliet is the sun”).

And thus the conclusion:

Before objectifying, be objective. Ask yourself "do I look and sound like Romeo"? Or "Am I coming across like a toothless Swedish masseuse?"

If you really are objective, and work on reducing your objectiveness, your objectification will definitely become less objectionable.