It may very well be a perfectly legitimate dream for some men to fall for a sexy stripper or porn star. The problem is that supplies are limited and your mother always wanted you to bring home "a nice young woman who isn't a single mother with a coke addiction in night school". Now you can find a nice balance between yours and your parents' dreams by sorting through the women working...

THE SEXIEST JOBS OUTSIDE THE SEX INDUSTRY

COCKTAIL WAITRESS

If you don't believe that cocktail waitresses are sexy, just ask 48 year old habitual service industry lover George Clooney. Having broken up with his former waitress cutie Sarah Larson approximately a year ago, he is now onto greener cocktail pastures with aspiring model (great, her aspirations also make the list!) Lucy Wolvert. What's the appeal? Late nights, drinks, barely there attire, and oh yeah-- her SERVING you.

CHEERLEADERS

A large group of toned, sexy, and scantily clad women bouncing and thrusting each other about with fervid excitement- what's not to like? What's more, they do all this as intermittent entertainment during a game you're already enjoying watching. They probably know a thing or two about sports so as not to embarrass themselves, will probably be able to supply you with tickets if you get on their good side, and they're flexible.

DANCERS

Yes, the exotic kind are clearly dripping with the suggestion of sex, but what about the trained contemporary, ballet or even ballroom dancer? Hula? Hip-Hop? These are all physically fit women, usually in leotards or equally sexy garb, stretching and extending their body parts in ways you didn't know a woman could. Dancing also affects a woman in a very profound way, which directly relates to her sexuality. A woman who feels sexy and confident because of dancing will translate well in the bedroom, treating you to a private performance, if you're lucky.

MODELS/ACTRESSES/SINGERS

It isn't just women who are lured by fame and fortune. Not only are models, actresses and performance artists usually very easy on the eyes, they are also surrounded by an aura of adoration and praise, making them extremely appealing. Add to that skimpy performance outfits, drug and alcohol abuse and low self-esteem, and you've got a veritable catch on your hands! It's always nice to be able to point at your TV and let bewildered friends know that you 'hit that'.

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

Made popular for their sex appeal in the sixties and still going strong today, flight attendants are the hot waitresses of the air. Plus, they also know how to save your life. Women delivering drinks in sexy outfits while willingly or unwillingly planting the seeds of mile-high club possibility just have to make the list. Britney spears knew what she was doing when she got dressed up as a flight attendant in the video for her song "Toxic".

NYOTAIMORI

Sushi was already pretty sexy eats. Supple, shiny, wet raw fish slipping down your throat with hot sake; who thought they could make it even more appealing? Now you can eat your sashimi and maki directly off a hot woman's naked body. In 2003, this Japanese fad finally made it to North America. Some people have been outraged at this seemingly sexist practice, but if she brought her CV by, then give the woman what she wants, I say! The beauty of a woman's body is an art form, just as sushi is and should be enjoyed as such, especially if she has volunteered. No need to worry, she is washed with fragrance-free soap and has her hairless distracting privates covered with delicate flowers and in some places, is even covered in cling-wrap before the sushi is laid down. Nyotaimori candidates must meet certain important criteria including being able to stay still for long periods of time as well as being able to withstand the cool temperatures of the sushi-- there's nothing worse than warm raw fish (well, depending on how you look at it!).

The only problem with super sexy women working super sexy jobs? Chances are, other men will think they're super sexy too. It is probably best to keep them around as 'inspiration' or for a fun night. You may wish you could keep your eye on them all the time, but more often than not, she'll be wielding her pom-poms, microphone, drink tray and pickled ginger without you. If you can't stand to watch a woman you're after be constantly ogled and possibly groped by others, maybe it's time to look for the least sexy jobs, and find the cream of the crop within!